Unreasonably Lush and Quite Possibly SmugNow, I’ve never been trusted with anything green that isn’t a salad, but this marvellously convincing faux hydrangea stem lets me pretend I know what I’m doing with flowers. All the leafy splendour, none of the emotional trauma that comes with watching something wilt under your care. Glorious, really. Why Choose Our Faux Hydrangea Stem? Ultra realistic finish: As lifelike as it gets, and liable to confuse the odd butterfly Effortlessly versatile: Looks smashing in that fancy vase you panic-bought during lockdown or happily mingles with other faux flora Reliable year round: Forever fresh and fabulous, unlike yours truly before coffee Product Details: Height: 71 cm of gorgeously good-looking greenery Dimensions: 15 cm deep by 18 cm wide, just enough to demand attention without shouting about it Color: Muted natural greens, the sort that whisper taste rather than scream it Material: High-grade plastic that’s uncannily leafy in feel and appearance Add one to your space before friends start asking where you bought it and you’re forced to decide whether to lie or not

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