Beautifully Lifeless and All the Better for It If the idea of flowers without mud, maintenance or mild emotional commitment makes you sigh with quiet relief, may we gently suggest this brown allium faux flower stem. It's fabulously made, beautifully crafted, and—crucially—impervious to neglect. A bit like that blazer you keep meaning to get dry-cleaned. Why Choose Our Brown Allium Faux Flower Stem? Fabulously made: So realistic that even nature might raise an eyebrow Effortless flair: Looks marvellous whether tucked in a milk jug or something a tad more Scandi Everlasting confidence: Won’t wilt, droop or develop any florally-based insecurities Quietly stylish: A subtle nod to nature—perfect for those slightly afraid of commitment or compost Product Details: Height: 60 cm – tall enough to be noticed, restrained enough not to show off about it Colour: Earthy brown – warm, modest and entirely not trying too hard Material: High-quality plastic – proudly pretending not to be plastic at all Add one to your bouquet of ‘I meant to buy flowers’ before they start turning heads at smarter dinner parties

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